Two men are walking on London Bridge.

One of them says: “I’ve got a gift of persuasion and I can make any person jump from this bridge”.
So they had a bet. Then they saw a German walking towards them.

And the first man told this German guy: You know, your firm got madebankrupt. The German guy screamed: “Oh no! I’ve been working for this firm half of my life! And now i’ll have no money to pay for my car, my house and many other things I bought in credit!”

So he jumped from the bridge.

Next the two friends saw an Englishman.

The persuasive guy approached him and said: “Do you know that your wife cheats on you?”
“Oh no!” – said the Englishman – “What a disgrace! I have such a noble family and now all the neighbourhood will discuss my wife being unfaithful to me!”

So he jumped too.

Next they saw a Russian guy.

“It’s gonna be not that simple” – said the persuasive one.
“Do you know” – he said to the Russian – “that it’s strongly prohibited to jump from this bridge?”

“Fuck you!” – the Russian screamed, jumping down – “I do what I want!”

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